Are you ready for an exciting career in the medical profession? In just a few short weeks you could be ready for a job either helping doctors with patients or running the front office. And thanks to DeVry's convenient night and weekend technical program, you will be able to get a good job, get off the bottle, stop beating your spouse, buy shoes for your kids, and otherwise turn your life around in no time. Or, if night school is not for you, just look at all these other possibilities in which workplace bliss awaits.
Playlist
Career Opportunities / The Clash
The Chauffeur / Duran Duran
Teenage Enema Nurses / Killer Pussy
Majors and Generals / XTC
Lawyers in Love / Jackson Browne
Doctor, Doctor / Thompson Twins
Rocket Man / Elton John
Elevator Man / Oingo Boingo
Piano Man / Billy Joel
Elderly Woman Behind A Counter In A Small Town / Pearl Jam
The Boxer / Simon and Garfunkel
I Wanna Drive The Zamboni / The Zambonis
Hairdresser On Fire / Morrissey
Girls On Film / Duran Duran
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker / The Ramones
Bankrobber / The Clash
Who Do You Want To Be / Oingo Boingo
Playing Time
The in-house training program will only take up 62 minutes of company time.
Suggested Additions
How Can I Apply... / Trash Can Sinatras
Up On The Catwalk / Simple Minds
Bang On The Drum All Day / Todd Rundgren
Do you know of other job opportunities not listed? Please let our Recruiter Extraordinaire, the MonkeyBoy, know about it by commenting.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Home of some of the most ridiculous thematic playlists. Ever.
What's Next?
See what the Library holds and what we've got planned, this way you can bitch about topics we haven't yet tackled with information!
Production Team
- Details
- MonkeyBoy Reuster
- DJ Captain Kirk
- Ape Man Dave
- The Jester
Contributors
- Details
- Beverage Girl
- Shaka Plan
- Mr Botts
About Us
Who?
We are TableForOne Productions, a joint venture of the Monkeyboy Reuster and DJ Captain Kirk "with a little help from our friends."
What?
Committed to devising exceptional combinations of music we like, arranged around obscure themes to fit our active modern lifestyle.
Where?
Stuck in a townhouse outside "the City" sails the Captain, while swinging across the midwest is MonkeyBoy. Most of the fast-paced action and gruesome office politics takes place somewhere in between, in a magical place called the Internets.
When?
Whenever. Or more like whenever we have the time.
How?
Don't ask, don't tell. Or just read High Fidelity.
Why?
To amuse, bemuse, create, delineate, entertain, fascinate, goad, help, inspire, justify, keelhaul, lacerate, motivate, nurture, obfuscate, please, question, rejuvenate, shock, tease, upstage, vex and wake up our x-rated, young zeitgeist.
We are TableForOne Productions, a joint venture of the Monkeyboy Reuster and DJ Captain Kirk "with a little help from our friends."
What?
Committed to devising exceptional combinations of music we like, arranged around obscure themes to fit our active modern lifestyle.
Where?
Stuck in a townhouse outside "the City" sails the Captain, while swinging across the midwest is MonkeyBoy. Most of the fast-paced action and gruesome office politics takes place somewhere in between, in a magical place called the Internets.
When?
Whenever. Or more like whenever we have the time.
How?
Don't ask, don't tell. Or just read High Fidelity.
Why?
To amuse, bemuse, create, delineate, entertain, fascinate, goad, help, inspire, justify, keelhaul, lacerate, motivate, nurture, obfuscate, please, question, rejuvenate, shock, tease, upstage, vex and wake up our x-rated, young zeitgeist.
Just The Facts
Copyright (c) TableForOne Productions. All rights reserved. See disclaimer.
No comments:
Post a Comment