Handpicked from the finest Columbian coffee fields, our production relies on the following crackpots...
Monkeyboy Reuster: co-creator, producer, mastermind, artiste en residence, and graphics poohbah
The Reuster is an urban penthouse monkey trapped in a one-escalator town. He gets paid to shape impressionable minds at a large Midwestern university, but he's really scheming to become the next Citizen Kane. Sometimes the Monkeyboy will dance for a dollar, but more often he's careless enough to give it away for free.
DJ Captain Kirk: co-creator, recording engineer, PR machine, and resident spazz
A.k.a. slgorman, she's a not-so-quiet, not-so-mild mannered, yuppie scum by day and a heavy sleeper by night. One half of the TableForOne Board of Directors and the token chick, she's all silliness, all the time. Learn more about her at her LiveJournal.
Ape Man Dave: quality control supervisor and marketing genius
First off, he has an extraordinary ability to jump start our stalled thought processes and to find great parking spaces using his Dalai Lama-ish "park-ma," all at the same time. Like a divining rod, he can also find you a great place to eat, no matter where you may find yourself. He has promised to make every one of our CDs go multi-platinum -- if only he could market and sell them for us.
The Jester: musicology research specialist, quality control technician, de facto instigator, and muse
Being the Captain's younger brother was in no way instrumental to his being listed here. Except that it was instrumental. His gift of a thematic mix tape started it all. So feel free to blame him; everyone else does.