The Beverage Girl: supervising master of liquid energy and musical theater
The Beverage Girl lived and obsessed in the Midwest, but we didn't hold that against her. And now that she lives in LA, we don't hold that against her. Her free time is devoted to her caffeine addiction, her doggie and kitties, and her notebooks of fiction she has no intention of publishing (not). Her non-free time is devoted to forty hours a week as one of the least enthusiastic media research wanks around, and pursuing a graduate degree so she can in fact be smarter than you. She doesn't like walks on the beach or romantic dinners, but she has been known to squeal in delight at fuzzy kittens and puppies. She wants to rule the world, or at least kick some ass in the meantime. She's the one who turned a dream about a Sports Night inspired soundtrack into musical reality.
Shaka Plan: minister for obscure music, pop culture, and video propaganda
A freak laboratory accident involving Pixie Stix in 1983 imbued Shaka with the sponge-like power to absorb countless tidbits of music trivia and an uncanny knack for knowing the title, artist and video plotline for that one song no one can remember, but can hum the tune for. She has the power to summon decades of random facts by merely crossing her eyes, chanting Spandau Ballet lyrics and morphing back into her L.A. Gear-wearing teenage self. And she's a Valley Girl. No really, she is. She's got the title of "First Official Contributor" by devising Terra Firma, her brainchild.
Mr. Botts: bringer of the Happy
He's happy and he knows it, clap your hands. He masterminded Irrational Exuberance, and smiled while doing it.
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Monkeyboy Reuster: co-creator, producer, mastermind, artiste en residence, and graphics poohbah
The Reuster is an urban penthouse monkey trapped in a one-escalator town. He gets paid to shape impressionable minds at a large Midwestern university, but he's really scheming to become the next Citizen Kane. Sometimes the Monkeyboy will dance for a dollar, but more often he's careless enough to give it away for free.
DJ Captain Kirk: co-creator, recording engineer, PR machine, and resident spazz
A.k.a. slgorman, she's a not-so-quiet, not-so-mild mannered, yuppie scum by day and a heavy sleeper by night. One half of the TableForOne Board of Directors and the token chick, she's all silliness, all the time. Learn more about her at her LiveJournal.
Ape Man Dave: quality control supervisor and marketing genius
First off, he has an extraordinary ability to jump start our stalled thought processes and to find great parking spaces using his Dalai Lama-ish "park-ma," all at the same time. Like a divining rod, he can also find you a great place to eat, no matter where you may find yourself. He has promised to make every one of our CDs go multi-platinum -- if only he could market and sell them for us.
The Jester: musicology research specialist, quality control technician, de facto instigator, and muse
Being the Captain's younger brother was in no way instrumental to his being listed here. Except that it was instrumental. His gift of a thematic mix tape started it all. So feel free to blame him; everyone else does.
Monkeyboy Reuster: co-creator, producer, mastermind, artiste en residence, and graphics poohbah
The Reuster is an urban penthouse monkey trapped in a one-escalator town. He gets paid to shape impressionable minds at a large Midwestern university, but he's really scheming to become the next Citizen Kane. Sometimes the Monkeyboy will dance for a dollar, but more often he's careless enough to give it away for free.
DJ Captain Kirk: co-creator, recording engineer, PR machine, and resident spazz
A.k.a. slgorman, she's a not-so-quiet, not-so-mild mannered, yuppie scum by day and a heavy sleeper by night. One half of the TableForOne Board of Directors and the token chick, she's all silliness, all the time. Learn more about her at her LiveJournal.
Ape Man Dave: quality control supervisor and marketing genius
First off, he has an extraordinary ability to jump start our stalled thought processes and to find great parking spaces using his Dalai Lama-ish "park-ma," all at the same time. Like a divining rod, he can also find you a great place to eat, no matter where you may find yourself. He has promised to make every one of our CDs go multi-platinum -- if only he could market and sell them for us.
The Jester: musicology research specialist, quality control technician, de facto instigator, and muse
Being the Captain's younger brother was in no way instrumental to his being listed here. Except that it was instrumental. His gift of a thematic mix tape started it all. So feel free to blame him; everyone else does.
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