Valentine's Day 2003

Who needs a dozen roses from some temporary Romeo when you've got a lifelong friend to send you a musical sentiment like this? Lucky for you, we are that friend. Since we can't be there to take you on a non-date for the evening, set aside 72 minutes, get comfy, put on your headphones, and don't let anyone interrupt. And remember, we love you.

Playlist
Your Song (from the motion picture Moulin Rouge / Ewan McGregor
What I Like About You / The Ramones
Love You Madly / Cake
Love Plus One / Haircut One Hundred
I Melt With You / Modern English
Night and Day / U2
Bohemian Like You / The Dandy Warhols
I Belong To You / Lenny Kravitz
Time After Time (the SFE Version) / Quindon Tarver & Penny Lee
Violently Happy / Björk
I'm Your Man / Enrique Iglesias
Je T'Aimais, Je T'Aime, Je T'Aimerai / Francis Cabrel
Love Will Come To You / Indigo Girls
I'm Your No. 1 Fan / The Beautiful South
There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl / Jimmy Somerville
It's Allright / Pet Shop Boys
There's A Light That Never Goes Out / The Smiths

Playing Time
Seventy-two minutes would please even Cupid.

Suggested Additions
Not sappy enough? Too many songs you haven't heard of? Not nearly the depressing, I'm alone kind of sound you were looking for? The MonkeyBoy created this monster, so he'll want to know.

United Colors of TableForOne

We believe in diversity. We welcome the future. We fight for freedom. And we celebrate the differences that make us people. Black. White. Red. Yellow. Pink. Brown. Chartreuse. Lilac. Eggplant. Sea foam. All the colors of the rainbow. One world. One humanity. One album. We are TableForOne Productions. (Are you wearing our clothes?)

Playlist
Red Skies at Night / The Fixx
Little Red Corvette / Prince
Red Red Wine / UB40
Orange Crush / REM
Yellow / Coldplay
Gold / Spandau Ballet
Fields of Gold / Sting
Green / Dandy Warhols
Blue Jean / David Bowie
True Blue / Madonna
Blue Spark / X
Purple Rain / Prince
Pink Houses / John Cougar Mellancamp
Pretty in Pink / Psychedelic Furs
Grey Matter / Oingo Boingo
White Wedding / Billy Idol

Playing Time
It takes about 64 minutes to get to the end of this rainbow.

Suggested Additions
True Colors / Cyndi Lauper
Little Blue / The Beautiful South
99 Red Luft-Balloons / Nena
Black / Pearl Jam

If this multi-colored collection is missing any portion of the spectrum, let the rainbow-flag-waving MonkeyBoy, the master of this prism, know.

Turd In The Gene Pool

Ever feel like Lester Burnham at the beginning of American Beauty? Or perhaps you feel like DJ Captain Kirk on a bad day? Either way, you'll appreciate this collection of songs about self esteem.

Playlist
Loser / Beck
Creep / Radiohead
Never Say Never / Romeo Void
Self Esteem / Offspring
Basket Case / Green Day
Desperate But Not Serious / Adam Ant
Your Father and I / The Beautiful South
A Message To The Conchers / Hugh Brown Shü
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) / Offspring
Only a Lad / Oingo Boingo
Who Wants An Ugly Girl / Tom Tom Club
Nothing Man / Pearl Jam
My Loving, Cause You're Never Gonna Get It / En Vogue
Everything to Everyone / Everclear
She's Too Good for Me / Sting
The Rocking Chair / The Beautiful South
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now / The Smiths

Playing Time
Pathetically, we haven't timed this one out yet.

Suggested Additions
Sick of Myself / Matthew Sweet
Hurt / Nine Inch Nails
Into the Void / Nine Inch Nails
I'm a Terrible Person / Rooney

If you want to tell us losers here at TableForOne what we missed, comment directly to DJ Captain Kirk.

Terra Firma

Topographical information, directional assistance, and the physical characteristics of the world we live in. All conveniently covered musically for your listening pleasure.

Playlist
Planet Earth / Duran Duran
World Before Columbus / Susanne Vega
We Are The World / Live Aid
In a Big Country / Big Country
Maps and Legends / REM
New Direction / Sugar Ray
No Direction / Bad Religion
North South East and West / Church
West End Girls / Pet Shop Boys
Take Off (To the Great White North) / Bob and Doug McKenzie
North and South of the River / U2
East West / Morrissey
South Central Rain / REM
Border Song / Aretha Franklin
Boderline / Madonna
Seven Seas / Echo and the Bunnymen
Valley Girl / Moon Unit Zappa

Playing Time
You can get around this world of music in about an hour.

Suggested Additions
London Calling / The Clash
Istanbul, Not Constantinople / They Might Be Giants
California Girls / David Lee Roth
Mountain Jam / Allman Brothers
25 Miles / Edwin Starr
Mountain Song / Jane's Addiction
Road To Nowhere / Talking Heads

Is the landscape of this collection missing an important ecosystem? Please report environmental oversights to DJ Captain Kirk.

TableForOne Goes To War

Listen to these carefully selected classics about the end of the world while watching it unfold live on CNN and Fox Propaganda Network. Sure to please everyone on your list, especially those fascist Republicans you just can't manage to exorcise from your life. (Compilation is free. Cost of military issue clear-plastic CD jewel case: $542.68)

Playlist
Two Tribes / Frankie Goes to Hollywood
World Destruction / Time Zone
Rock the Casbah / The Clash
Sunday, Bloody Sunday / U2
Love is a Battlefield / Pat Benetar
Sex Bomb / Tom Jones
Enola Gay / OMD
Every Day is Like Sunday / Morrissey
Russians / Sting
Der Kommissar / After the Fire
Generals and Majors / XTC
Oliver's Army / Elvis Costello
19 / Paul Hardcastle
The Warrior / Scandal
You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party / Beastie Boys
It's the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) / REM

Playing Time
At slightly over one hour, this is the quickest battle around.

Suggested Additions
It's A Mistake / Men at Work
War, What Is It Good For / Edwin Starr or Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man In A Uniform / Gang of Four
The Call-Up / The Clash
Life During Wartime / Talking Heads

Any other atrocities we overlooked? The MonkeyBoy cares the most.

Table for One

Music for a night alone. In the words of the immortal Madonna, "Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another." Our media empire was borne of this immaculate conception.

Playlist
Dancing with Myself / Billy Idol
I Touch Myself / The Divinyls
Mirror in the Bathroom / The English Beat
Oh, L'Amour / Erasure
Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls / Book of Love
Tonight I Fancy Myself / The Beautiful South
Love My Way / Psychedelic Furs
Strip / Adam Ant
Why Can't I Get Just One Kiss / Violent Femmes
Do You Want to Hold Me / Bow Wow Wow
Detachable Penis / King Missle
Pocket Pool / Killer Pussy
Fast Love / George Micheal
Tainted Love / Soft Cell
Turning Japanese / The Vapors
Sex Dwarf / Soft Cell
It's a Sin / Pet Shop Boys
Sex (I'm a Slut) / Berlin

Playing Time
The playing time for this masterpiece is somewhere close to 68 minutes.

Suggested Additions
Sally / The Police
Friggin' in the Riggin' / Sex Pistols
She-Bop / Cyndi Lauper

The MonkeyBoy is running this one handed (ha, get it...one handed!), comment with any of your substitutions.

Stalker

Pull out that restraining order, and have yourself a party. Our very first set!

Playlist Disc One: "If I could get you..."
Call Me / Blondie
Desperate But Not Serious / Adam Ant
Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You) / Flock of Seagulls
Pictures of You / The Cure
Turning Japanese / The Vapors
500 Miles / The Proclaimers
Be Near Me / ABC
One Way or Another / Blondie
Only You / Yaz
The Promise / When In Rome
Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover / Sophie B. Hawkins
Boys of Summer / Don Henley
The More You Ignore Me the Closer I Get / The Smiths
Never There / Cake
I Could Be Happy / Altered Images
Never Say Never / Romeo Void

Disc Two: "...I'd never let you go."
Every Breath You Take / Police
The Fanatic / Felony
Come On Eileen / Dexy's Midnight Runner
Obsession / Anamotion
Don't You Want Me? / Human League
What Have I Done to Deserve This? / Pet Shop Boys
Creep / Radiohead
When I Come Around / Green Day
You Oughta Know / Alanis Morrisette
Promises, Promises / Naked Eyes
Don't Go / Yaz
Don't You Forget About Me / Simple Minds
Always on My Mind / Pet Shop Boys
Missing (Todd Terry Club Mix) / Everything but the Girl
Copacabana / Barry Manilow

Playing Time
Disc 1 comes in at an frightening 66 minutes. Really. We didn't believe it either.
As for Disc 2, we haven't run the numbers on this; we were too busy running from the restraining order.

Suggested Additions
Fortress Around Your Heart / Sting
I Can't Stand Losing You / The Police

Did we miss something? Comments for the MonkeyBoy, he's in charge of violations.

The Official Unofficial Sports Night Commemerative CD

It was a "good show" while it lasted. It had great source music. [Have no idea at all what this show was? Try this.] Instead of crying, why don't you try something healthier like listening to this homage?

Playlist
Sports Night Theme / WG "Snuffy" Walden
Afternoon Delight / Starland Vocal Band (Episode 1.2 - The Apology)
Hymn to Her / The Pretenders (Episode 1.3 - The Hungry and the Hunted)
Boogie Shoes / KC and the Sunshine Band (Episode 1.7 - Dear Louise)
The Weight / The Band (Episode 1.9 - The Quality of Mercy at 29K)
Crimson and Clover / Tommy James and the Shondells (Episode 1.16 - Sally)
Sloop B John / The Beach Boys (Episode 1.18 - The Sword of Orion)
Eli's Comin' / Three Dog Night (Episode 1.19 - Eli's Comin')
She Will Have Her Way / Neil Finn (Episode 2.1 - Special Powers)
The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) / Betty Everett (Episode 2.1 - Special Powers)
Walking on Sunshine / Katrina and the Waves (Episode 2.6 - Shane)
It Hurts So Bad / Susan Tedeschi (Episode 2.10 - The Giants Win the Pennant, The Giants Win the Pennant)

Playing Time
While the SN was only 30 minutes on TV, this show last a little longer at 41 minutes.

Suggested Additions
The Beverage Girl was the anchor on this broadcast. You can send her additional songs here by way of comments.

Shopping At GapKids

Some people like little people, and not in the way we do. While not condoning, we try to be understanding. It usually doesn't work.

Playlist
Kinko the Clown / Dr. Demento
Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls / Book of Love
Girls on Film / Duran Duran
Wild Boys / Duran Duran
Don't Stand So Close to Me / Police
Pretty In Pink / Pyschedelic Furs
I Like Little Girls / Oingo Boingo
Sexy+17 / Stray Cats
Father Figure / George Michael
To Sir, With Love / Trash Can Sinatras
Big Coin / The Beautiful South
Sweet 16 / Dion
Sex Dwarf / Soft Cell
Master and Servant / Depeche Mode
Rent / Pet Shop Boys

Playing Time
This deviant collection takes about 60 minutes.

Suggested Additions
Are You Ready for the Sex Girls? / Golden Spires
She Was Only 16 / Sam Cooke
Seventeen / Winger

Other errant songs? Make a comment.

Pop Goes The Vatican

On the eighth day, they made a mix tape. After the sin of our original compilation, Table For One, our collective guilt forced us to atone and repent by offering up this divine sacrifice. Holy compilation, Batman!

Playlist
Dear God / XTC
Send Me An Angel / Real Life
Blasphemous Rumors / Depeche Mode
I Confess / General Public
Who Will Save Your Soul / Jewel
Personal Jesus / Depeche
Day is Like Sunday / Morrissey
Save a Prayer / Duran Duran
Like a Prayer / Madonna
Living on a Prayer / Bon Jovi
A Highly Motivated Agent of Darkness / Hugh Brown Shü
Missionary Man / Eurythmics
Calling All Angels / Jane Siberry with k.d. lang
Sunday Bloody Sunday (live) / U2
Dancing In Heaven (Orbital Be-Bop)/ Q-Feel

Playing Time
This piece of heaven will only take up 1 hour and 11 minutes of your precious time.

Suggested Additions
Jesus To A Child / George Michael
White Wedding / Billy Idol
Faith / George Michael

Do you have something to say about these? Did we miss something? The MonkeyBoy handles sinful omissions, send him any of your substitutions by commenting.

Juvenile Hall

Back in our day, "being bad" did not involve blowing away your teacher and classmates. Not that we would know; we were too busy going to band camp.

Playlist
I Fought the Law / The Clash
Parents Just Don’t Understand / DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Back on the Chain Gang / The Pretenders
Date Rape / Sublime
Young Guns / Wham
I Shot The Sheriff / Bob Marley
Burning Down the House / Talking Heads
Only A Lad / Oingo Boingo
Rock N Roll High School / The Ramones
Stay Free / The Clash
Rebel Yell / Billy Idol
Rebel Rebel / David Bowie
People Who Died / The Jim Carroll Band
Baba O’Reilly / The Who

Playing Time
Slightly longer than most parents are comfortable with yet shorter than puberty.

Suggested Additions
Police and Thieves / The Clash
Wanted Dead or Alive / Bon Jovi
Forest Fire / Dead Kennedys

Did we forget something criminal? Let us know.

Irrational Exuberance

You can tell, right off, that Mr. Botts created this list. First, look at that title again. I mean, it's a CD full of happy songs. Nice, cheerful, smile-inducing songs. That is so not us. But it might be you. So here you go, Humming McJoyful. Enjoy.

Playlist
I've Just Seen a Face / The Beatles
When It Began / The Replacements
Walking On Sunshine / Ghoti Hook
The Sweetest Thing / U2
Friday I'm In Love / The Cure
Somebody's Baby / Jackson Browne
She Will Have Her Way / Neil Finn
Smile / Weezer
Crazy For This Girl (acoustic) / Evan and Jaron
Your Song / Ewan McGregor
The Longest Time / Billy Joel
Something / The Beatles
In Your Eyes / Peter Gabriel
All I Want Is You (live) / U2
Death Or Glory / The Clash
Ilovetoloveyourlovemylove / Self
Possibilities / Weezer
We're Going To Be Friends / The White Stripes
Moon River / Andy Williams
Grow Old With Me / John Lennon
Hey Jude / The Beatles

Playing Time
Cheer yourself up in only one hour and seventeen minutes. That may be a world record.

Suggested Additions
Have we missed another glimmer of hope? DJ Captain Kirk is the one who needs the good news. Leave her a comment here.

Get Your Bitch On!

[Or "Rage, rage against the dying of the light."]

Do you find the adjectives bitter, mad, angry, and cranky aimed at you? Well, so does the Captain, a lot. This compilation lets you know you are not alone. And lets you scream. Two for the price of one!

Playlist
So Much for the Afterglow / Everclear
It's Just One of Those Days / Limp Bizkit
Goodbye To You / Scandal
Head Like a Hole / Nine Inch Nails
Ex-Girlfriend / No Doubt
You Oughta Know / Alanis Morrisette
I Hope You Die / The Bloodhound Gang
Get a Job / Offspring
Thorn In My Side / Eurythmics
We Care A Lot / Faith No More
Jukebox (Don't Put Another Dime) / The Flirts
Bigmouth Strikes Again / The Smiths
Promises, Promises / Naked Eyes
Shame / Counting Crows
Freedom / Aretha Franklin
Strong Enough / Cher
Ugly Girl / Fleming & John
You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania / Hugh Brown Shü
Hit the Road / Ray Charles

Playing Time
This anger-fest runs 66.6 minutes. Well, almost.

Suggested Additions
Phone Song / Tool

If an exclusion was made from this list, and you're mad about it, tell DJ Captain Kirk. She was mad enough to start this list in the first place.

G Duh-bya's Inauguration Soundtrack

[Or "How did this happen?" Or "We certainly didn't vote for that clown!"]

OK, maybe we're panicking a bit, but our new "president" looks too much like a chimp (not a monkey) to instill much confidence. Remember, we come from California, staunch Democratic territory. Anyway, thank goodness CDs don't wear out like tapes do, otherwise this one would never withstand the intense play it's going to get over the next four years. We sincerely hope this compilation will be able to survive the second coming of Bush, since we're pretty certain our prosperous economy won't.

Playlist
George of the Jungle Theme
Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car / U2
King for a Day / XTC
Once in a Lifetime / Talking Heads
Oblivious / Aztec Camera
Airhead / Thomas Dolby
Back in the High Life / Steve Winwood
Livin' La Vida Loca / Ricky Martin
What Have I Done to Deserve This? / Pet Shop Boys
You Got Lucky / Tom Petty
A Kind of Magic / Queen
Mad World / Tears For Fears
Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) / Offspring
It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine) / REM
Your Wildest Dreams / The Moody Blues
Land of Confusion / Genesis
Desperate But Not Serious / Adam Ant
Lies / Thompson Twins
Is There Something I Should Know? / Duran Duran
Big Mouth Strikes Again / The Smiths
Twilight Zone / Golden Earring

Playing Time
Like all political ramblings, this one runs long at 83 minutes.

Suggested Additions
Be the inaugural addition-suggester. [We know this isn't really an actual phrase....] MonkeyBoy is the man running this project, bug him with a comment.

Clutch

This was the inspiration for this entire endeavor. Crafted by The Jester, this tape was a gift to DJ Captain Kirk when she got a green Jetta named Squeak. Too bad he didn't have a copy of "The Wheels on the Bus" because it's got it all except that one.

Playlist
Queen of the Highway / The Doors
Rockin' Down the Highway / Doobie Brothers
Traffic Lights / Citizen Fish
Car Jamming / The Clash
Wave of Mutilation / The Pixies
Drive My Car / The Beetles
Sleeping on the Sidewalk / Queen
America / Simon and Garfunkel
Contact / Phish
Car Trouble / Adam Ant
Driving in My Car / Madness
She's So Damn Big / Hugh Brown Shü
Big Yellow Taxi / Joni Mitchell
Weinerschnitzel / Descendents
*Red Barchetta / Rush*
Take It Easy / The Eagles
Mercedes Benz / Janis Joplin
Ventura Highway / America
Your Crushed Car / U2
She Loves My Automobile / ZZ Top
Police on My Back / The Clash
Sammy Davis City / Brian Setzer
Magic Bus / The Who
City of Dreams / Talking Heads
Pulled Over the Car / Morphine

Playing Time
As listed, the approximate playing time is 90 minutes. Not too conducive if you're bent on a CD. If you are making this selection as a tape, the suggested first song on side B is denoted above with an asterisk.

Suggested Additions
Little Red Corvette / Prince
Car Song / Elastica
Cars / Gary Numan

DJ Captain Kirk drives this bus, send her any of your thoughts and make a comment.

Career Fair

Are you ready for an exciting career in the medical profession? In just a few short weeks you could be ready for a job either helping doctors with patients or running the front office. And thanks to DeVry's convenient night and weekend technical program, you will be able to get a good job, get off the bottle, stop beating your spouse, buy shoes for your kids, and otherwise turn your life around in no time. Or, if night school is not for you, just look at all these other possibilities in which workplace bliss awaits.

Playlist
Career Opportunities / The Clash
The Chauffeur / Duran Duran
Teenage Enema Nurses / Killer Pussy
Majors and Generals / XTC
Lawyers in Love / Jackson Browne
Doctor, Doctor / Thompson Twins
Rocket Man / Elton John
Elevator Man / Oingo Boingo
Piano Man / Billy Joel
Elderly Woman Behind A Counter In A Small Town / Pearl Jam
The Boxer / Simon and Garfunkel
I Wanna Drive The Zamboni / The Zambonis
Hairdresser On Fire / Morrissey
Girls On Film / Duran Duran
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker / The Ramones
Bankrobber / The Clash
Who Do You Want To Be / Oingo Boingo

Playing Time
The in-house training program will only take up 62 minutes of company time.

Suggested Additions
How Can I Apply... / Trash Can Sinatras
Up On The Catwalk / Simple Minds
Bang On The Drum All Day / Todd Rundgren

Do you know of other job opportunities not listed? Please let our Recruiter Extraordinaire, the MonkeyBoy, know about it by commenting.

Anywhere But Here

Alec Baldwin proudly proclaimed he'd "leave the country" if Bush the Second won the election. The TableForOne media empire quickly set about producing a development deal for a daring new TV pilot involving Baldwin's world-wide hunt for a new place to call home--"The Getaway." Since the temperamental Baldwin would never find a place without strife or angst, we envisioned the conclusion of each episode consisting of Alec boarding a plane screaming, "...and I'm never coming back!" This compilation is the soundtrack to Season One.

Playlist
I'm So Bored with the USA / The Clash
I Wanna Be in the Minority / Green Day
I Ran (So Far Away) / Flock of Seagulls
A Million Miles Away / Plimsouls
Leaving Las Vegas / Sheryl Crow
London Calling / The Clash
I Love Paris / Les Negresses Vertes
Waterloo / Abba
Back In the USSR / The Beatles
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) / They Might Be Giants
The Lebanon / Human League
Slow Boat to Cairo / Madness
Africa / Toto
Babylon / David Gray
One Night in Bangkok / Murray Head
La Isla Bonita / Madonna
A Town Called Malice / The Jam
Planet Earth / Duran Duran

Playing Time
This around the world time will only take about 64 minutes.

Suggested Additions
China / Red Rockers
Club Tropicana / Wham
Everywhere That I'm Not / Translator
Funkytown / Lipps, Inc.

Do you have a suggestion for another addition to this world-wide selection? Tell us by commenting, and the MonkeyBoy may listen. He's acting as cruise director for this trip.

non-FAQ

Does TableForOne Productions sell mix CDs or music?

Gawd, no! That would not only be illegal, but we might get in trouble from Metallica for not guaranteeing their cut. Then again, we probably wouldn't put Metallica on one of our creations, so maybe we would have nothing to worry about.

What about mix tapes then?

Yeah, 'cause if you make tapes no one sues. Riiiiight. Supposing you even know what tapes are, that is.

Then, WTF?

TableForOne is a clearinghouse for ideas of theme-based playlists. Share your ideas or playlists for mix tapes you already own with others by contacting us or peruse our library for our boffo ideas for thematic playlists. All we ask in return is that you credit us appropriately -- unless you are making money off it, in which case we expect a healthy share of the gross (no joke!).

How do you guys come up with this stuff?

One part divine inspiration, mixed with two childhoods spent listening to the world famous KROQ, several long weekends, two personal computers, the help of iTunes and the USPS, and a few hundred miles driven in Buck, Ape Man Dave's Isuzu Trooper and our unofficial Board Room. Easy as Sunday morning.

How often do you update with new playlists?

It varies depending on our time, inclination, and other work responsibilities. Since we don't sell anything it gets difficult to make any money doing this. Therefore, we have boring, nowhere, low-paying, suck-it-up jobs that waste our talents -- just like you. Feel free to check in often, or better yet make us a spiffy RSS feed and then we can keep you updated. Like we said, we've got real jobs. Which we need to get back to.

Can I get a CD jewel case insert for any of the playlists on this site?

Reuster Design has designed CD jewel case jackets for select playlists. To get one, you need to work a deal with the Monkeyboy.

Why is he called the Monkeyboy?

We're not completely sure, but it has something to do with eating bananas.

Why don't you include Paula Abdul on any of your playlists?

Well, Virginia, as you must already know, Paula Abdul is the least talented pop singer to ever get recording contract. No, we take that back (Milli Vanilli, Menudo and Vanilla Ice: we are looking at you). As Julie Brown so wisely observed, "Why they're famous, we don't know, but Paula Abdul's gotta go." And frankly, just for asking that question you should get a boot to the head.

You sure seem to have a lot of 1980s New Wave and Punk music in your playlists. Do you know it's the twenty-first century?

We are quite capable of reading a calendar, but thanks for asking. As our mission says, "committed to devising exceptional combinations of music we like." We, needless to say, pick music that we enjoy. Yes, most of it happens to be from the 1980s. Really, have you listened to the radio lately, some of the stuff coming out today really blows. We are, however, open to suggestions for themes and playlist additions from nearly any musical genre. It does have to meet some basic requirements: 1) it fits the theme of the proposed compilation and 2) we have to like it. Pretty darn simple.

How can I get a seat at the cool kids' TableForOne and participate in all this fun?

1) Be cool. 2) Submit your great ideas for themes or playlist additions; just leave us a comment. If they are cool, you'll be contacted by our vast Human Resources Department. And if not, go back to reading your Tiger Beat magazine.

Disclaimer

The grouping of these songs together to form a themed compilation, along with the title and other accompanying text, constitute the intellectual property of Sharon L. Gorman and Reuben J. Stern and/or anyone else specifically credited. All rights are reserved. We hereby grant you the reader the right to copy these lists for your own personal enjoyment and/or sharing with your immediate friends. However, you, your friends and everyone else are NOT authorized to use ideas gathered from this website for any kind of commercial enterprise or activity, nor may you include our work in any product, service or other medium which you are selling or for which you are receiving compensation. For further information to keep yourself from getting sued, contact DJ Captain Kirk at djcapnkirk AT gmail DOT com.

Please report any violation of the above legal disclaimer to the Monkeyboy Reuster.