Shopping At GapKids

Some people like little people, and not in the way we do. While not condoning, we try to be understanding. It usually doesn't work.

Playlist
Kinko the Clown / Dr. Demento
Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls / Book of Love
Girls on Film / Duran Duran
Wild Boys / Duran Duran
Don't Stand So Close to Me / Police
Pretty In Pink / Pyschedelic Furs
I Like Little Girls / Oingo Boingo
Sexy+17 / Stray Cats
Father Figure / George Michael
To Sir, With Love / Trash Can Sinatras
Big Coin / The Beautiful South
Sweet 16 / Dion
Sex Dwarf / Soft Cell
Master and Servant / Depeche Mode
Rent / Pet Shop Boys

Playing Time
This deviant collection takes about 60 minutes.

Suggested Additions
Are You Ready for the Sex Girls? / Golden Spires
She Was Only 16 / Sam Cooke
Seventeen / Winger

Other errant songs? Make a comment.

Juvenile Hall

Back in our day, "being bad" did not involve blowing away your teacher and classmates. Not that we would know; we were too busy going to band camp.

Playlist
I Fought the Law / The Clash
Parents Just Don’t Understand / DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Back on the Chain Gang / The Pretenders
Date Rape / Sublime
Young Guns / Wham
I Shot The Sheriff / Bob Marley
Burning Down the House / Talking Heads
Only A Lad / Oingo Boingo
Rock N Roll High School / The Ramones
Stay Free / The Clash
Rebel Yell / Billy Idol
Rebel Rebel / David Bowie
People Who Died / The Jim Carroll Band
Baba O’Reilly / The Who

Playing Time
Slightly longer than most parents are comfortable with yet shorter than puberty.

Suggested Additions
Police and Thieves / The Clash
Wanted Dead or Alive / Bon Jovi
Forest Fire / Dead Kennedys

Did we forget something criminal? Let us know.